09.14.09
English Girl
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughed and said: “An English girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: “So honey, how was the trip?”
The wife: “Very good, thank you.”
The husband: “And, what happened to my present?”
The wife: “Which present?”
The husband: “What I asked for: the English girl?”
The wife: “Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!”