09.25.09
Hand Signals
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw.
Unable to make himself heard he waves to another worker on the first floor and uses sign language.
He points to his eye for ‘I’, his knee for ‘need’ & moves his hand in back & forth slicing motion for a ‘handsaw’.
Man on the first floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
Man on third floor is stunned, runs down to first floor & shouts, ‘I need a handsaw!’
The other man replies, ‘I know, I was telling you I’m coming!’