09.26.09

My First Confession

Posted in Jokes at 10:54 by Erwin Kodiat

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth  anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician,  who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the  presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner, but he was  delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few words while  they waited.

“You will understand,” he said, “the seal of the confessional can never  be broken, however I got my first impressions of the parish from the  first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but  when I came here 25 years ago I thought I had been assigned to a  terrible place. The very first chap who entered my confessional told me  how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had  almost murdered the officer! Further, he told me he had embezzled money  from his place of business and had an affair with his boss’s wife. I was  appalled! But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all  like that, and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of  understanding and loving people.”

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of  apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation  and give his talk.

“I’ll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this  parish,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honour of being the  first one to go to him in confession.”

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