09.22.09
Posted in Jokes at 09:46 by Erwin Kodiat
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?’
Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’
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09.21.09
Posted in Jokes at 10:33 by Erwin Kodiat
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’
The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute.’
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09.19.09
Posted in Jokes at 08:30 by Erwin Kodiat
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.
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09.18.09
Posted in Jokes at 09:33 by Erwin Kodiat
A woman walked into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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09.17.09
Posted in Jokes at 09:17 by Erwin Kodiat
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): “I wish I were a newspaper so I’ll be in your hands all day.”
Husband: “I wish that too, so I could change you daily”
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09.16.09
Posted in Jokes at 08:13 by Erwin Kodiat
A blonde goes into a department store and tells a salesman that she wants to buy some pink curtains. The salesman assures her that the store carries a wide selection of pink curtains. Then he shows her several different patterns and she selects a lovely pink floral print.
“What size curtains will you need?” asks the salesman.
“Fifteen inches,” replies the blonde. “Fifteen inches?” says the startled salesman. “That sounds very small. What room will these curtains be in?”
“Oh, they’re not for a room,” replies the blonde.
“They’re for my computer monitor.”
“But, Miss,” says the surprised salesman, “computers don’t need curtains.”
“Helloooooo!” she replies. “I’ve got Windooooows!”
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09.14.09
Posted in Jokes at 20:42 by Erwin Kodiat
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughed and said: “An English girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: “So honey, how was the trip?”
The wife: “Very good, thank you.”
The husband: “And, what happened to my present?”
The wife: “Which present?”
The husband: “What I asked for: the English girl?”
The wife: “Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!”
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