http://www.sp18.com Daily Jokes Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:53:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greets her at the Pearly Gates. "Are you hungry, Mother Teresa?" says God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replies. So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks ... http://www.sp18.com/2010/04/24/tuna-and-bread/ Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit  saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like you and do  nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground  below the eagle, and rested. All ... http://www.sp18.com/2009/11/13/management-lesson/ Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry =You'll be sorry We need to talk =You're in trouble Sure, go ahead =You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this later I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're certainly attentive ... http://www.sp18.com/2009/11/06/womens-english/ Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. Behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man http://www.sp18.com/2009/11/02/behind-a-woman/ Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to:  "RETURNED UNOPENED" http://www.sp18.com/2009/10/29/virgin/ A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman  with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it  and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "Autumn" http://www.sp18.com/2009/10/28/autumn/ A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving  each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the  next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early  morning business flight.  Not wanting to be the first to ... http://www.sp18.com/2009/10/20/silent-treatment/ A little boy asked his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get  married?" The father replied: "I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!" http://www.sp18.com/2009/10/15/cost-to-get-married/ A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing  around the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in  and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey, please". The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and  ... http://www.sp18.com/2009/10/13/it-monkey/ Wonokairun pergi ke Tretes dan mampir di Wisma Rindu Malam. Isinya perempuan-perempuan cantik dan bahenol, kakinya mulus-mulus ga ada yang bubulen (bekas gatal-gatal. red) Wonokairun disambut oleh Mama Wisma. "Aku ingin bertemu dg Sablah" ujar Wonokairun. "Pak, Sablah itu perempuan paling cantik disini, taripnya juga paling mahal" jawab Mama Wisma. "Anda pasti tidak ... http://www.sp18.com/2009/10/13/lima-belas-juta/